"Let’s talk about God. (long pause) I know God made us, but I don’t know how. I know that they put sass in us, like sass sauce." He continued to tell Mezmur that God put too much sass sauce in her to make her extra sassy. He said, "I think the lid wasn't on very tight and too much went in."
FYI: I went to the computer and typed as he talked...I couldn't make this up.