I spend most of my internet time on Facebook or Instagram. So, let me share here some of my latest favorite Facebook posts. Let me start with the mug I've earned with flying colors...
I'm pretty sure movers aren't supposed to drink the juice boxes out of the fridge...I'm pretty sure. 2 of 3 went missing that I was saving for Mezmur's birthday picnic. I have 3 kids. Two of my kids cried over those missing juice boxes. Rhett found the evidence in the trash.
You know your child is from Portland when he asks where the compost is in the hotel room in Seattle.
You know your kid is from Portland when he asks for a jar to store his new Nerf darts.
Best compliment ever...guy cutting my hair at the rock-n-roll barber shop, "You don't look momish at all."
Me: What's that noise?
Rhett: It's my water bottle hitting my cup.
And I don't mean a drinking cup.